Dear Chase
Dear Chase,
A lot has happened in the last six months and we figured it is about time we wrote you a note to let you know what is going on. Take a look at the number of daily visits our little site has been getting over the last six months:
What you see is that the number of people visiting our site has tripled in that time period. Now compare that with the number of hits (i.e. how much people are actually looking at when they visit).
What you are seeing is that not only is the number of people visiting our site growing very fast, but the amount of information they are looking at is growing even faster. The average person is reading almost 10 stories when they visit, stories about Chase that are not very flattering.
Now, we know people that work for you are visiting us, and we have a very strong feeling that you’ve been losing customers recently. We hope you will take the convenient opportunity of having all the negative things people are thinking and saying about your bank all in one place and start using that information to improve the way you do business and the way you treat customers. That has been our goal from the start.
Thanks for listening and there is no need to reply. When the number of visits we see from your banks networks increases substantially, we’ll know that you are reading everything and taking the information to heart.
Sincerely,
Your friends at Chase-Sucks.org
Interesting | admin July 8, 2010
